18: "The Anagrammed Bauhaus" by Dave Morice (Thursday, July 23)

(This poem is 90 lines long. Each line is an anagram of “The Bauhaus.”)

Hush! A beaut.
Baa! Shut hue.
Huh? Abate us?
Uh, tubes. Aha!
Bust hue. Aha!
Stub hue. Aha!
Huh? Tau base?
Ah, hut abuse.
Uh, hat abuse?
Ah, beau’s hat.

Uh, beau’s hat?
Ah, shut beau.
Beau? Ha! Tush.
Beau hath us.
Uh, beau shat.
Huh? Beau sat.
Bash tau hue.
Ha! Tabu’s hue.
Ah, hue abuts.
Ah, tuba’s hue.

Sea tuba? Huh?
Hah! Use tuba.
Huh? Sea tabu?
Tabu has hue.
Huh? Abut sea?
Abut ash hue.
Uh, a base hut.
Bah! Use a hut.
Uh, use a bath.
Uh, a bat’s hue.

Uh, stab a hue.
Huh? Use a bat.
Uh, he’s a tuba.
Uh, hate a sub.
Uh, hate a bus.
Uh, heat a bus.
Huh? A sea tub.
East? Uh, a hub.
Uh, a hub eats.
Uh, eat a bush.

Huh? Eat a sub?
Huh? Eat a bus?
Uh, a bush ate.
Huh? A bus ate?
Uh, a tea bush.
Huh? A tea sub?
Ah! A tub’s hue.
Ah! Bust a hue.
Ha! A tub’s hue.
Ha! But a hue’s...

Hah! But use a…
Hah! Use a tub.
Tub has a hue.
Hue? A hub sat.
Hush! Be a tau.
A tau bush, eh?
Tau? He’s a hub.
Aha! But us, eh?
Ah, bate us! Uh…
Uh, beat us? Ah!

Bah! Eat us. Uh…
Bah! Tea? Uh, us?
Uh, abs? Tau, eh?
Ah! Uh, use tab.
Ha! Uh, sue tab.
Ha! Sue us, bat.
Uh, sue bat? Ah!
Bat as hue. Uh…
Ah, sea! But, uh…
Uh… Ah! Sea tub.

Ah, eat sub! Uh…
Uh… eat bus? Ah!
Hub ate us. Ah!
Uh, bus ate? Ah!
Uh, as hub ate?
Ah! Beta sub. Uh…
Uh, sub tea? Ha!
Uh, tea bus? Ha!
Ah! Use tub. Ha!
Uh, as tube? Ah!

But as hue? Ah!
As tub hue! Ah!
Tau bus, eh? Ah!
Ha! At sub hue.
Ha! At bus hue.
Eh, tau bus? Ha!
A bat, eh? Uh, us?
Be a hut? Us? Ah!
A tub, eh? Ah! Us.
Be a hat? Us? Uh...

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